Looking for a name for a band

1. Two nouns that don't go together rule
   Arcade Fire. Vampire Weekend. Cigarettes After Sex.
2. A verb + the noun rule
   Drive Like Jehu. Why? Because it's fun.
3. A definite article + an unexpected plural rule
   The Strokes. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs. The National.
4. A specific cultural object rule
   Belle and Sebastian (a children's book). Iron & Wine (a hardware-store sign).
5. A misheard phrase rule
   Steely Dan. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Most band names started this way.
6. A made-up word rule
   Beyoncé. Radiohead. Coldplay.
7. A name that sounds like a person but isn't rule
   Frank Turner is a person. Joanna Newsom is a person. Stage names work too.
8. Avoid 'Project' or 'Collective' rule
   Unless you're an actual collective.
9. Avoid 'The Such-and-Such Experience' rule
   Hendrix earned it. You haven't.
10. If it makes a fifteen-year-old groan, you're close rule
    Cheesy is the genre.