Looking for a name for a podcast

1. Use two nouns rule
   Reply All. Hard Fork. The combination is the brand.
2. Use a verb phrase rule
   How To Save a Planet. You're Wrong About. It hooks.
3. Use a single specific word rule
   Serial. Dolly. The Daily.
4. Use a question rule
   Are You Garbage? Where Should We Begin?
5. Don't use 'the [topic] podcast' rule
   Lazy. Forgettable. Skip.
6. Don't use puns about your topic rule
   Will be regretted within twelve episodes.
7. Test the URL and Apple Podcasts search rule
   If three other shows have it, change it.
8. Imagine it on someone else's lips rule
   If it sounds dumb in their mouth, it's dumb.
9. Imagine the cover art rule
   Long names look terrible at thumbnail size.
10. Don't include your own name unless you're famous rule
    Joe Rogan. Brené Brown. Otherwise, no.